Kelly's Bar Jokes

What would you say if Kelly asked you if you wanted another drink?

Kelly: Dusty, would you like another drink?
Dusty: Does a bear shit in the woods?

Kelly: Shirley, would you like another drink?
Shirley: Is the pope Polish?

Kelly: Chad, would you like another drink?
Chad: Would a Hobo eat a ham sandwich?

Kelly: Darrell, would you like another drink?
Darrell: Damn the Luck!

Kelly: Wade, would you like another drink?
Wade: Does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?

Kelly: C.C., would you like another drink?
C.C.: Go Figure!

Kelly: Mikey Ann, would you like another drink?
Mikey Ann: Do birds fly?

Kelly: Jeff, would you like another drink?
Jeff: Do bees make honey?

Kelly: Ernie, would you like another drink?
Ernie: Do skunks smell?

Kelly: Donnie, would you like another drink?
Donnie: Does the sun shine?

Kelly: Fud, would you like another drink?
Fud: When did you start bartending?

Kelly: John Boy, would you like another drink?
John Boy: Is a pigs pussy pork?

Kelly: Chad, would you like another drink?
Chad: Yeeeesssss Ssssir!

Kelly: DAN, would you like another drink?
DAN: Is a six pound robin fat!

Kelly: Kelly Webber, would you like another drink?
Kelly Webber: Alrighty than

Kelly: Douglas Ferrell Jr., would you like another drink?
Douglas Ferrell Jr.: Damn Skippy!

Kelly: Rocco, would you like another drink?
Rocco: No its against my religion!

Kelly: Randy, would you like another drink?
Randy: you are blonde......aren't you???????

Kelly: Tyree, would you like another drink?
Tyree: Is my public hair curly wurly ?

Kelly: Mary, would you like another drink?
Mary: Do dogs bark?

Kelly: Kelli, would you like another drink?
Kelli: yep yep yep

Kelly: Richard , would you like another drink?
Richard : well duh

Kelly: Erin, would you like another drink?
Erin: need you ask?

Kelly: Debbie, would you like another drink?
Debbie: You only have to ask once!

Kelly: Butt Hole, would you like another drink?
Butt Hole: I'll give you three guesses

Kelly: BOB, would you like another drink?
BOB: Do frogs bump their asses when they bounce?

Kelly: DJ Willy, would you like another drink?
DJ Willy: Does the Ursus Americanus defecate in its natural habitat?

Kelly: snagadog, would you like another drink?
snagadog: is money green

Kelly: Brad, would you like another drink?
Brad: Am I fine?

Andy: Did O.J. kill em'???

Kelly: Bodine, would you like another drink?
Bodine: Is Kelly ever gonna score?

Kelly: Would you like another drink?, would you like another drink?
Would you like another drink?: Is Pamela fake?

Kelly: Bob, would you like another drink?
Bob: Does the big brown bear still shit in the woods?

Kelly: Catharsis, would you like another drink?
Catharsis: Yeh, my dog wants one too!! Wait,no! She's already had 9!!

Kelly: Don, would you like another drink?
Don: Is a frog's ass water tight?

Kelly: Ed, would you like another drink?
Ed: Does a one legged duck swim in circles?

Kelly: slick505, would you like another drink?
slick505: Is this Wisconsin?

Kelly: dustwings, would you like another drink?
dustwings: so what do you want in return

Kelly: Keener, would you like another drink?
Keener: does a cat have climbing gear

Kelly: PYRO, would you like another drink?
PYRO: DO DOGS PISS ON BRICK WALLS?

Kelly: yahooey, would you like another drink?
yahooey: is a chinese hot dog a real dog

Kelly: Tad, would you like another drink?
Tad: Do polar bears shit on ice?

Kelly: Macadog, would you like another drink?
Macadog: Is my red face?

Kelly: Macadog(the sequel), would you like another drink?
Macadog(the sequel): No tanks, tarbender

Kelly: Coops4u, would you like another drink?
Coops4u: Does Rose Kennedy have a black dress?

Kelly: Softcrab, would you like another drink?
Softcrab: Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls??

Kelly: DP Day, would you like another drink?
DP Day: Did Bill cheat on Hillary?!

Kelly: Shootist, would you like another drink?
Shootist: Is there air? Of course I want another drink!

Kelly: Mike Rutch (think about it), would you like another drink?
Mike Rutch (think about it): Does a clock tick or is it just me?

Kelly: Z-Man, would you like another drink?
Z-Man: Did you just ask me if I'd like another drink?

Kelly: Teri, would you like another drink?
Teri: Is my pussy wet?

Kelly: Keith, would you like another drink?
Keith: Better ask Teri

Kelly: Kerry, would you like another drink?
Kerry: do real women swallow?

Kelly: Bubba, would you like another drink?
Bubba: Only if it's you

Kelly: Candy, would you like another drink?
Candy: Im not as think as you drunk I am!

Kelly: Dave, would you like another drink?
Dave: Is a pigs ass pork!

Kelly: Salmanela, would you like another drink?
Salmanela: Take me drunk I'm home.....

Kelly: Kelly, would you like another drink?
Kelly: Yes

Kelly: TRUC, would you like another drink?
TRUC: "MAKE THAT A SIX-PACK AND A POSSUM I'M PLANNING ON HAVING A 7-COURSE MEAL IN EASTERN KY."

Kelly: Keri, would you like another drink?
Keri: That's a dumb question

Kelly: johnny, would you like another drink?
johnny: do nuns have cobwebs?

Kelly: Tones, would you like another drink?
Tones: Are you Kelly?

Kelly: Airdy, would you like another drink?
Airdy: A man is not a camel!

Kelly: MICK, would you like another drink?
MICK: NO I'LL JUST SIT HERE AND WATCH EVERYONE ELSE DRINK

Kelly: billy, would you like another drink?
billy: damn straight!!

Kelly: minky, would you like another drink?
minky: fuck yes

Kelly: HI, would you like another drink?
HI: If you say so

Kelly: designated driver, would you like another drink?
designated driver: No , but my "Designated Drunk" will !!

Kelly: Melanie , would you like another drink?
Melanie : Do blondes like to get fucked?

Kelly: Clipper, would you like another drink?
Clipper: Can I use a coupon?

Kelly: Brad Wright, would you like another drink?
Brad Wright: Is my left testie bigger than my right

Kelly: leslie, would you like another drink?
leslie: am i angel

Kelly: Jonathon, would you like another drink?
Jonathon: What da ya take me for some kind of alchohalic?

Kelly: Maddog, would you like another drink?
Maddog: Is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Kelly: ass hole, would you like another drink?
ass hole: did you just call me an ass hole ?

Kelly: hey, would you like another drink?
hey: does kenny always die in southpark ?

Kelly: Steve Venlet, would you like another drink?
Steve Venlet: My dick is already small

Kelly: Eric Pina, would you like another drink?
Eric Pina: Is soccer boring?

Kelly: Eric Pina, would you like another drink?
Eric Pina: Is wrestling fake?

Kelly: Chirs G., would you like another drink?
Chirs G.: Do I like to eat pussy?

Kelly: Davee Dav, would you like another drink?
Davee Dav: Hey! I'm not an alcoholic... I'm a drunk! Alcoholics go to meetings.

Kelly: Mr. T, would you like another drink?
Mr. T: Are all women SLUTS

Kelly: a-ron, would you like another drink?
a-ron: no(buuuurp)yes

Kelly: MICHAEL, would you like another drink?
MICHAEL: IS HELEN HUNT A LESBIAN

Kelly: Mike, would you like another drink?
Mike: does pamala have the biggest boobs

Kelly: Sarah, would you like another drink?
Sarah: i dunno!!

Kelly: Sarah, would you like another drink?
Sarah: u tell me!!

Kelly: Me, would you like another drink?
Me: Do Aussies drink in Church? Hell Yeah!!!!!!

Kelly: LadyDeath, would you like another drink?
LadyDeath: If i don't get one, sombody's gonna have a can o' whoop-ass dumped on em!!!

Kelly: Danielle, would you like another drink?
Danielle: you're talking to an alcoholic here, what do you think?

Kelly: nicole, would you like another drink?
nicole: sure! the more i drink, the better you look!

Kelly: brian, would you like another drink?
brian: does pewee play with himself ?

Kelly: Chad K, would you like another drink?
Chad K: Well yes is it that obvious

Kelly: Dave, would you like another drink?
Dave: Well ash long ashoo puddid thaway i gesh ill have whuhmor

Kelly: Where, would you like another drink?
Where: In my mug silly!

Kelly: yvonne, would you like another drink?
yvonne: can I have a beer

Kelly: HOOJ, would you like another drink?
HOOJ: IS YOUR WEB PAGE A PILE OF SHIT?!?

Kelly: Misty, would you like another drink?
Misty: Does Clinton love Monica's job?

Kelly: Jack, would you like another drink?
Jack: Is Monica's joystick wet?

Kelly: piglet, would you like another drink?
piglet: does pooh like hunny?

Kelly: Nick, would you like another drink?
Nick: Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?

Kelly: JOE, would you like another drink?
JOE: DOES A FAT GIRL SAY NO

Kelly: Todd, would you like another drink?
Todd: Does the Lone Ranger ride Silver

Kelly: jolly, would you like another drink?
jolly: does the president sleep around

Kelly: how, would you like another drink?
how: just pour the fuckin thing

Kelly: JJ, would you like another drink?
JJ: I'm not drunk, just overserved.

Kelly: Anita Cockinmyass, would you like another drink?
Anita Cockinmyass: Is Lewinsky loose.

Kelly: Yoda, would you like another drink?
Yoda: Does A Jedi use the Force?

Kelly: E male, would you like another drink?
E male: Shit yeah two tons of fon

Kelly: Matt, would you like another drink?
Matt: Fuck NO, that tastes like shit!

Kelly: Dale, would you like another drink?
Dale: Is there Ham on a Hog

Kelly: Grim, would you like another drink?
Grim: Does Windows 98 Crash just like 95

Kelly: Brian Glaser, would you like another drink?
Brian Glaser: Does a cow chew his cud?

Kelly: Sammy Flowers, would you like another drink?
Sammy Flowers: Did you do me last night?

Kelly: Tuscarora, would you like another drink?
Tuscarora: do i get it for free if i say ya have one website?

Kelly: Tuscarora, would you like another drink?
Tuscarora: will it make me late for my overweight-anorexics meeting???

Kelly: Tuscarora, would you like another drink?
Tuscarora: first i wanna reminisce with people i don't know....

Kelly: Tusky's wife, would you like another drink?
Tusky's wife: blowjobs aren't very "ladylike"but he doesn't complain about that now does he ??? Sure give me a double...

Kelly: Tuscarora, would you like another drink?
Tuscarora: ya give me an ice-cold glass of hot water in a cup,stirred not shaken...

Kelly: Tuscarora, would you like another drink?
Tuscarora: ya cause i woke up grouchy,and man is she pissed at me...i should've let her sleep..

Kelly: Tuscarora, would you like another drink?
Tuscarora: does a woman who knows where her husband is every night a widow???

Kelly: Shorty, would you like another drink?
Shorty: Do I look Thirsty?

Kelly: Tuscarora, would you like another drink?
Tuscarora: does a hooker say"ya done yet"?,does a mistress say"ya done already?",does a wife say"Beige,i think we'll paint this room beige."???

Kelly: ME, would you like another drink?
ME: I'm gay right... Oh sure can I lick your pussey

Kelly: fry, would you like another drink?
fry: does friday come every week

Kelly: dennis, would you like another drink?
dennis: I'm thirsty

Kelly: Bon Fire, would you like another drink?
Bon Fire: Am I a virgin?!?!

Kelly: Bon Fire, would you like another drink?
Bon Fire: Do I get all the blondes?

Kelly: Matus, would you like another drink?
Matus: What's my NAME!

Kelly: R.J., would you like another drink?
R.J.: Am I CONFIDENT!!

Kelly: P.J, would you like another drink?
P.J: Does a Monkey scratch his ass

Kelly: keebler, would you like another drink?
keebler: does the pope where a pointed hat

Kelly: LAURA, would you like another drink?
LAURA: ARE MY TITS TOUCHING YOU

Kelly: JAKE, would you like another drink?
JAKE: I LOVE YOU MAN.

Kelly: MARY, would you like another drink?
MARY: :)YES :)YES :)YES :)YES

Kelly: Naga, would you like another drink?
Naga: Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts will, put it right here, cold and brown like your sphinkter

Kelly: Mike, would you like another drink?
Mike: Did I get lost in Vegas?! Did the cops frisk me?!

Kelly: Stingray, would you like another drink?
Stingray: Did Monica blow Billy's little willie?

Kelly: ERIC, would you like another drink?
ERIC: DID GREENBAY LOOSE TO PITTSBURG

Kelly: L0profit, would you like another drink?
L0profit: Does Raggidy Ann have cotton tits

Kelly: Festus, would you like another drink?
Festus: Does the fat lady know how to sing

Kelly: KELLY H., would you like another drink?
KELLY H.: IS THAT WHY I'M AT THE BAR?

Kelly: Al Cohalik, would you like another drink?
Al Cohalik: Are you getting better looking as i drink more? Ohh HELL YAA!

Kelly: Meoff jack, would you like another drink?
Meoff jack: *hic* another drink of what *hic*

Kelly: Mike Hunt, would you like another drink?
Mike Hunt: Only if your takin me home cant drink and drive....but can drink and get laid

Kelly: BOB DOLE, would you like another drink?
BOB DOLE: WHY ASK???? just bring!!!!!!!!

Kelly: Alex, would you like another drink?
Alex: NO, I 'M ALREADY STUPID.

Kelly: I LOVE GUYS, would you like another drink?
I LOVE GUYS: NO,AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIT!!!!!!!

Kelly: Parrothead, would you like another drink?
Parrothead: Do elephants cum in quarts?? My hand is EMPTY, man!!!

Kelly: spanky, would you like another drink?
spanky: Dammmm Skippy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelly: Artanis, would you like another drink?
Artanis: Just bring it here!!!!! Wanna head over to my place since after I finish this last beer out of the 12 pack.

Kelly: Todd, would you like another drink?
Todd: yes please

Kelly: Stasea, would you like another drink?
Stasea: Is Elvis dead?

Kelly: Monk, would you like another drink?
Monk: Is the Pope Polish? No, that's wrong isn't it?

Kelly: Willie, would you like another drink?
Willie: Does Clinton lay pipe on the side?

Kelly: dennis, would you like another drink?
dennis: duh!! what ya think

Kelly: Shelleybelly, would you like another drink?
Shelleybelly: are you trying to get me drunk and take advantage of me? I HOPE SO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelly: Mr. Chris, would you like another drink?
Mr. Chris: Sure! Nobody is ugly at 2:00 am.

Kelly: canyon, would you like another drink?
canyon: anthing to drown out this music

Kelly: rickster, would you like another drink?
rickster: Please! And bring on the women!

Kelly: Joan, would you like another drink?
Joan: Well, paint me green and call me Gumby!!

Kelly: Amelia, would you like another drink?
Amelia: Did Bill really "Have intercourse " with Monica?

Kelly: Tracy, would you like another drink?
Tracy: do rednecks marry their sisters?

Kelly: Jenna, would you like another drink?
Jenna: Why don't you just give me access to the beer tap?

Kelly: sarah, would you like another drink?
sarah: Do people fall in love?

Kelly: Terry Horton , would you like another drink?
Terry Horton : only if its a wine cooler and it comes with a large pizza!

Kelly: John Paul, would you like another drink?
John Paul: Is the pope polish?

Kelly: Piccard, would you like another drink?
Piccard: Make it so.

Kelly: Bob, would you like another drink?
Bob: Does the government lie?

Kelly: Marc, would you like another drink?
Marc: Can I get sex with that too?

Kelly: Dennis, would you like another drink?
Dennis: Did Bill get head from Monica?

Kelly: Stan, would you like another drink?
Stan: You must be related to that feller Einstein.

Kelly: ME, would you like another drink?
ME: YAAAAAA

Kelly: MONK, would you like another drink?
MONK: Are frogs waterproof?

Kelly: MONK, would you like another drink?
MONK: Is the sun up ?

Kelly: MONK, would you like another drink?
MONK: Are you buying?

Kelly: MONK, would you like another drink?
MONK: Is this bar open?

Kelly: Maria V., would you like another drink?
Maria V.: Can you repeat the question???

Kelly: CRASH, would you like another drink?
CRASH: IS A PIGS PUSSY PORK!!!!!!!

Kelly: Kyle, would you like another drink?
Kyle: Have I had 60 already?

Kelly: Me, would you like another drink?
Me: As long as there is (belch) no whoooooooooooooooooooooo alcohol.

Kelly: Snow, would you like another drink?
Snow: Isn't it a little early........ I mean for stupid questions?

Kelly: Brian Guest, would you like another drink?
Brian Guest: Does Anna Guest have a big mouth?

Kelly: Lauren, would you like another drink?
Lauren: Would I be sitting here if I didn't?

Kelly: JamzBrew, would you like another drink?
JamzBrew: NO, I NEED TWO!!!!!!

Kelly: Alise, would you like another drink?
Alise: Damn straight Skippy!

Kelly: Daniel , would you like another drink?
Daniel : hit me

Kelly: Johnny C, would you like another drink?
Johnny C: With my luck??!!?? oh alright then

Kelly: cassandra, would you like another drink?
cassandra: what do you think, i'm paranoid?

Jim: is a fat baby heavy?

Kelly: Fungus, would you like another drink?
Fungus: Do ducks like water

Kelly: Carl, would you like another drink?
Carl: Does Clinton like BJ's

Kelly: Willie, would you like another drink?
Willie: I'll let you know when I DON'T want another

Kelly: Adam, would you like another drink?
Adam: Fuck yeah and you know it!

Kelly: Fox, would you like another drink?
Fox: Is the truth out there?

Kelly: Zoie69, would you like another drink?
Zoie69: Are you a psycic or something?

Kelly: Bill, would you like another drink?
Bill: Sure, but stop me at one...make that one-thirty.

Kelly: Loraine Aguon, would you like another drink?
Loraine Aguon: is my name Loraine

Kelly: Brayden, would you like another drink?
Brayden: Do sailors get blown offshore?

Kelly: Robb, would you like another drink?
Robb: yes i have way too much blood in my alcohol system

Kelly: Wally, would you like another drink?
Wally: Does the pope wear a funny hat?!?!

Kelly: Eric, would you like another drink?
Eric: Is my dick 4 inches? from the floor that is...

Kelly: KenTom Cvejcooke, would you like another drink?
KenTom Cvejcooke: Do Yachts fly?

Kelly: Mike, would you like another drink?
Mike: No thanks. I'd rather go home and jerk off.

Kelly: Jonny Blow Boy, would you like another drink?
Jonny Blow Boy: Am i a necrophiliac?

Kelly: Ben Smith, would you like another drink?
Ben Smith: Do blondes do it in the back of Escorts?

Kelly: Sherbo, would you like another drink?
Sherbo: That's funnier than a rubber crutch... ...hell yeah, make it a double!

Kelly: BECKY , would you like another drink?
BECKY : ONLY IF IS SERVICED MOUTH TO MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelly: MIKEY, would you like another drink?
MIKEY: IF IT DOESN'T MAKE SICK.

Kelly: kylespeicher@yahoo, would you like another drink?
kylespeicher@yahoo: when did I have my first one?

Kelly: kylespeicher@yahoo, would you like another drink?
kylespeicher@yahoo: no, but some crack/marijuana/pcp is okay

Kelly: spoonman, would you like another drink?
spoonman: does a fat dog fart?

Kelly: Kelly, would you like another drink?
Kelly: Do I talk to myself?

Kelly: tom, would you like another drink?
tom: does the train stop in the woods to let the lumber jack off??

Kelly: Jennifer, would you like another drink?
Jennifer: Is this guy hitting on me cute yet?

Kelly: fred, would you like another drink?
fred: does the pope shit on a bears head?

Kelly: cher, would you like another drink?
cher: only if you let me suck your bono

Kelly: elton john, would you like another drink?
elton john: only if you turn my barstool upside down so i and 3 friends can sit down!

Kelly: jerry springer, would you like another drink?
jerry springer: only if you come on my show and admit you are a pre-op transvestite!

Kelly: pee wee herman, would you like another drink?
pee wee herman: only if you pour it down my pants!

Kelly: Tom, would you like another drink?
Tom: If you pour it on your chest.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Kelly: NoLshere, would you like another drink?
NoLshere: Does a vampire rise at dark

Kelly: pete rose, would you like another drink?
pete rose: sure! wanna bet on the Mets game?

Kelly: beetnuts , would you like another drink?
beetnuts : no thanx i just puked

Kelly: donald trump, would you like another drink?
donald trump: yeah shure, let me pull another $100 bill out of my ass

Kelly: Sunshine, would you like another drink?
Sunshine: Kannski �g f�i einn enn takk!

Kelly: Anastasia, would you like another drink?
Anastasia: why??? is something wrong with the first one??

Kelly: chris, would you like another drink?
chris: Does Clinton like pussy

Kelly: SAM, would you like another drink?
SAM: Is my mom loose after having 12 children

Kelly: Willber, would you like another drink?
Willber: Ummmmmmmmmmmmm probably!

Kelly: [Orkan], would you like another drink?
[Orkan]: Yes, ajne kola bite :))) Mal po slovajnsku trajba povajdat :-))

Kelly: Markovich, would you like another drink?
Markovich: Eine kartofel bitte

Kelly: RedGal, would you like another drink?
RedGal: I believe I'll accept that blessing...

Kelly: RYAN, would you like another drink?
RYAN: DOES BILL CLINTON CHEAT WITH OTHER WOMEN

Kelly: AKAMERES, would you like another drink?
AKAMERES: OHHH HAVE ANOTHER.... SIR

Kelly: Michelle, would you like another drink?
Michelle: I swear I'm not an alcholic I'm just here for the food

Kelly: ben, would you like another drink?
ben: IS THE SKYY BLUE

Kelly: Brett, would you like another drink?
Brett: If you should go skating on the thin ice of modern life, dragging behind you the silent reproach of a million tear stained eyes, don't be surprised when a crack in the ice appears under your feet, you slip out of your depth and out of your mind with the fear flowing out behind you as you claw the thin ice. Is it cold? hell yes!

Kelly: Conan, would you like another drink?
Conan: Is a hole close to a doughnut?

Kelly: jim, would you like another drink?
jim: is a convict horny?

Kelly: Scott, would you like another drink?
Scott: Do French men buttfuck

Kelly: alley mcbeil, would you like another drink?
alley mcbeil: will it make me fat?

Kelly: drew carrey, would you like another drink?
drew carrey: might as well, all i do is drink beer on my show!

Kelly: jerry seinfield, would you like another drink?
jerry seinfield: did ya ever notice that im not done with the first one?

Kelly: kramer, would you like another drink?
kramer: yeah put it on jerrys tab

Kelly: newman, would you like another drink?
newman: only if you stop lusting after my body

Kelly: george castanza, would you like another drink?
george castanza: yeah and give me a big block of cheese too

Kelly: elaine, would you like another drink?
elaine: yeah and tell kramer to wear underwear

Kelly: jenny, would you like another drink?
jenny: is the pope catholic

Kelly: Michelle, would you like another drink?
Michelle: I swear I'm not an alcholic I'm just here for the food. Is an alcholic always an alcholic?

Kelly: WheatonBeacon, would you like another drink?
WheatonBeacon: Rain or shine, the beer tastes fine!

Kelly: Matty "Kriegs", would you like another drink?
Matty "Kriegs": "since i should, i can, since i can, i must , since then no more questions how about another?

Kelly: phiph, would you like another drink?
phiph: drink?.....how about the whole bottle?

Kelly: Bob, would you like another drink?
Bob: am I a straight F student?

Kelly: lance, would you like another drink?
lance: am I overweight??

Kelly: North Summit Braves, would you like another drink?
North Summit Braves: oh yea!! all of us like to get wasted!!!!!

Kelly: Andy , would you like another drink?
Andy : Is water wet

Kelly: :�, would you like another drink?
:�: Count emm 6 does it look like i want another one. Are you trying to imply something. I don't drink and for another thing... OK maybe just one more.

Kelly: Javad, would you like another drink?
Javad: Does your mom get pulled over for riding a bike in the street

Kelly: phil , would you like another drink?
phil : do my mommas glasses change colors in the winter time?

Kelly: kelly mccullough, would you like another drink?
kelly mccullough: do i look drunk to you?

Kelly: Brooke, would you like another drink?
Brooke: I don't know do I?

Kelly: Britni, would you like another drink?
Britni: Do dogs lick there own balls?

Kelly: John Wayne, would you like another drink?
John Wayne: The Hell I do

Kelly: Allicat, would you like another drink?
Allicat: Welllll yesssss Does It look like my ass is sober?

Kelly: AL, would you like another drink?
AL: Do cars sink?

Kelly: Steph, would you like another drink?
Steph: I'm not pregnant. Do I look pregnant?

Kelly: Brian, would you like another drink?
Brian: Duh! Please repeat the question. Duh!

Kelly: Chris, would you like another drink?
Chris: Its not my kid, is it

Kelly: Torrey, would you like another drink?
Torrey: Wheres my sheep?

Kelly: Eric, would you like another drink?
Eric: How many old ladies can I run over tonight?

Kelly: Jeff, would you like another drink?
Jeff: Yeah I'll take another, eventhough I'm the desinated driver.

Kelly: Al, would you like another drink?
Al: No I don't want to sink my car again.

Kelly: Chris, would you like another drink?
Chris: No someone might take advantage of me again. STEPH!

Kelly: Jana Lee, would you like another drink?
Jana Lee: Only if you give it to me LONG, HARD and DEEP, over and over again!

Kelly: Doyle, would you like another drink?
Doyle: Sure, But only 9 more and Im out of here!

Kelly: Travis, would you like another drink?
Travis: No but you do, dont you

Kelly: J.R., would you like another drink?
J.R.: Do the Packers suck?

Kelly: danmarlow, would you like another drink?
danmarlow: doss the skewdriver belong to phillip?

Kelly: Fatboy, would you like another drink?
Fatboy: Drink? . . . I thought this was a gay bar!

Kelly: Rodney, would you like another drink?
Rodney: Is a nun's pussy tight?

Kelly: Michael, would you like another drink?
Michael: Does a Bear shit in the woods and wipe its ass with a white rabbit?

Kelly: ASHLEY, would you like another drink?
ASHLEY: DOES A FAT BABY POOP?

Kelly: deb, would you like another drink?
deb: no, I'm sitting here with my tongue out so I can lick your ass

Kelly: michael, would you like another drink?
michael: do badgers smoke pot?

Kelly: joe, would you like another drink?
joe: does a bear shit in the woods and wipe his ass with a furry white rabbit

Kelly: Will, would you like another drink?
Will: damned if I do and damned if I don't

Kelly: Dr. Ruth, would you like another drink?
Dr. Ruth: after i have dis orgasm

Kelly: Tom Green, would you like another drink?
Tom Green: if you let me lick your face

Kelly: Homer Simpson, would you like another drink?
Homer Simpson: does my wife have blue hair?

Kelly: joanjack, would you like another drink?
joanjack: we will fuck first and then we will have the drink.

Kelly: NIKKI, would you like another drink?
NIKKI: DOSE A BLOND LIKE TO HAVE SEX

Kelly: JESSICA, would you like another drink?
JESSICA: DO I LOVE DUSTY

Kelly: TJ, would you like another drink?
TJ: DO I LIKE TO COUNT FROM 1-22

Kelly: Big Balls, would you like another drink?
Big Balls: If a frog had wings would it bump its ass? Yes when it lands

Kelly: Kelly, would you like another drink?
Kelly: Do guys like to feel my breasts and pussy?

Kelly: Kelly, would you like another drink?
Kelly: Are my breasts a size 38 c?

Kelly: Sexy, would you like another drink?
Sexy: Do guys suck my tits?

Kelly: Lara, would you like another drink?
Lara: Is my pussy wet?

Kelly: Lara, would you like another drink?
Lara: Are my tits being touched?

Kelly: billbo, would you like another drink?
billbo: are the Kennedys gunshy?

Kelly: John Calkins, would you like another drink?
John Calkins: Yes Please

Kelly: Stephanie, would you like another drink?
Stephanie: Now that is a Silly thang to ask a BLONDE!!

Kelly: president bush, would you like another drink?
president bush: only if monica is under my desk!

Kelly: hony:, would you like another drink?
hony:: Is it mountain dew?

Kelly: Davenrach, would you like another drink?
Davenrach: Does the pope shit in the woods?

Kelly: Paula, would you like another drink?
Paula: Yes, I would thank you...and please put some alcohol in it this time.

Kelly: David, would you like another drink?
David: Does a dog sniff asses

Kelly: davidoff, would you like another drink?
davidoff: Do teenagers hate school!!! c'mon man get me another drink!!!

Kelly: Toast, would you like another drink?
Toast: Do squirells eat nuts?????

Brant: Do dogs piss on trees

Kelly: tony, would you like another drink?
tony: is rice white in a snowstorm, in a glass of milk, on a paper plate

Kelly: Joyce, would you like another drink?
Joyce: yes,please. and hurry up will ya!!

Kelly: Danish, would you like another drink?
Danish: sure, but by the hands of Drew Barrymore

Kelly: grassyass, would you like another drink?
grassyass: spank me very much

Kelly: nobbo, would you like another drink?
nobbo: yes

Kelly: Alize, would you like another drink?
Alize: Can Donkey's Fly?

Kelly: charlie, would you like another drink?
charlie: yes please now i said it now can i get a blow job now!

Kelly: charlie, would you like another drink?
charlie: no dont you think you had enough

Kelly: Chippy-Dog, would you like another drink?
Chippy-Dog: Yep!, But I'll have the left breast this time!

Kelly: john, would you like another drink?
john: is grass green

Kelly: Ron, would you like another drink?
Ron: Does Sadaam fart sand?

Kelly: Branden, would you like another drink?
Branden: Can rag-heads hide??

Kelly: Shelly, would you like another drink?
Shelly: Sure, why not Kelly, then we can go back to my place

Kelly: Kelly, would you like another drink?
Kelly: Stop dat Kelly, get your hands off of there!

Kelly: Simon, would you like another drink?
Simon: *smiles politley*

Kelly: David, would you like another drink?
David: Yes please Kelly

Kelly: john , would you like another drink?
john : no

Kelly: VICKY, would you like another drink?
VICKY: I would say yes to another drink after all Kelly is PAYING

Kelly: Naga, would you like another drink?
Naga: Does point 08% alcohol blood content suck?

Kelly: kc, would you like another drink?
kc: does Beer give good head?

Kelly: Emma, would you like another drink?
Emma: Y yes i fink i mite if it is at all possible

Kelly: Laura, would you like another drink?
Laura: did i ask?

Kelly: popernoperpoo, would you like another drink?
popernoperpoo: kelly welly bo belly fi fiy fo nelly KELLY

Kelly: hertymerkernookerhooferpoople, would you like another drink?
hertymerkernookerhooferpoople: um kelly i have sumthing very important 2 ask u.....Will u...::PULLS out A SMALL box::.....::Kelly Gasps::...open this for me?

Kelly: shaun, would you like another drink?
shaun: no im doin someone i mean sometin

Kelly: Slater, would you like another drink?
Slater: Does a beaver have lips?

Kelly: Sean, would you like another drink?
Sean: would ui like to shut upp

Kelly: seen , would you like another drink?
seen : NO! Would u like a drink?

Kelly: Mikee, would you like another drink?
Mikee: You Buyin'?

Kelly: lick pussy ass cock shit, would you like another drink?
lick pussy ass cock shit: my name says enough

Kelly: BessEatin', would you like another drink?
BessEatin': Was Lincoln a car?

Kelly: bigbutt, would you like another drink?
bigbutt: I have a wee wee?

Kelly: hunbun, would you like another drink?
hunbun: u wanna have sex wid me

Kelly: kez, would you like another drink?
kez: Is Saddam a prik?

Kelly: dikweed, would you like another drink?
dikweed: do mckoys make crisps

Kelly: saddam, would you like another drink?
saddam: do i like england

Kelly: charlie, would you like another drink?
charlie: is ya mam good

Kelly: craig, would you like another drink?
craig: fuk off u hairy dogs cock...hi kelly course(bitch)

Kelly: Michael, would you like another drink?
Michael: Is Elton Gay!!

Kelly: Elton, would you like another drink?
Elton: Am I Gay

Kelly: Rex Ineffects, would you like another drink?
Rex Ineffects: Is the pope shaky?

Kelly: Fred, would you like another drink?
Fred: does Moby dick swallow

Kelly: LIZZ, would you like another drink?
LIZZ: ARE YOU PUNK?

Kelly: daz, would you like another drink?
daz: no thanks its time 4 me to make like a tree (leave)

Kelly: fish, would you like another drink?
fish: im 13 . . . well okay

Kelly: Beth, would you like another drink?
Beth: hell yes

Kelly: nicole, would you like another drink?
nicole: yuppers

Kelly: Adrian, would you like another drink?
Adrian: Does The Pope Shit in the woods?

Kelly: Charlie, would you like another drink?
Charlie: Is a Bear Catholic

Kelly: Christine, would you like another drink?
Christine: do you have to ask

Kelly: Jo, would you like another drink?
Jo: Sure, it's happy hour somewhere in the world!

Kelly: Ryan, would you like another drink?
Ryan: Do I cheat on my wife?

Kelly: wil, would you like another drink?
wil: what are u gay

Kelly: wil, would you like another drink?
wil: POOP!!

Kelly: joey, would you like another drink?
joey: do tits bounce?

Kelly: skid, would you like another drink?
skid: do i have striped underwear?

Kelly: Anjani, would you like another drink?
Anjani: yah!yah! if you feel I am OK

Kelly: chris , would you like another drink?
chris : Do i want another drink,hell yea i want another drink are u drunk ur self?

Kelly: bird , would you like another drink?
bird : no i want a pepsi of coarse i wnat a damn drink

Kelly: jessica, would you like another drink?
jessica:

Kelly: jessica parry, would you like another drink?
jessica parry: no oh look pigs r flyin

Kelly: Big-P, would you like another drink?
Big-P: Does Topher waddle?

Kelly: Tupac Shakur, would you like another drink?
Tupac Shakur: Is Biggis Smalls a fat ass

Kelly: Travis Piccard, would you like another drink?
Travis Piccard: Fuck yeah negro would you like a rope

Kelly: Travis Piccard, would you like another drink?
Travis Piccard: Fuck yeah cracker would you like a trailer

Kelly: Bec, would you like another drink?
Bec: Is my daughter a pain in my ass?

Kelly: kevin_co, would you like another drink?
kevin_co: Is me ex a pain in the ass?

Kelly: bcv, would you like another drink?
bcv:

Kelly: Dave, would you like another drink?
Dave: DOES JEMMA JAMESON SUCK COCK

Kelly: TIM, would you like another drink?
TIM: Do gitls like my cock

Kelly: bitch, would you like another drink?
bitch: are you a dickhead?

Kelly: helen, would you like another drink?
helen: is your mum a lesbian? of course she is i had her last night! give me a fuckin drink

Kelly: j, would you like another drink?
j: fiona is a nob

Kelly: g, would you like another drink?
g: fi is a dick

Kelly: Kim, would you like another drink?
Kim: Does your mom kick u out of your house?

Kelly: Aussie, would you like another drink?
Aussie:

Kelly: Aussie, would you like another drink?
Aussie: Aren't you my child's teacher?

Kelly: Mikey, would you like another drink?
Mikey: i know you, you used to spend the night with my dad when i was 10

Kelly: Fud, would you like another drink?
Fud: Tell me when you begun bartending or I will seriously sew!

Kelly: Gay lord mother fucker, would you like another drink?
Gay lord mother fucker: How can i be gay and a motehr fucker?

Kelly: yo ugly fat bitch in the corner over there, would you like another drink?
yo ugly fat bitch in the corner over there: You are so fired now!!!

Kelly: jasmine, would you like another drink?
jasmine: is Elvis dead

Kelly: Kelly, would you like another drink?
Kelly: Do I hate blondes and more importantly redheads? Give me the damn drink and if you ever have to ask me that question again you are no longer allowed to share the same name as me.

Kelly: michael, would you like another drink?
michael: yes

Kelly: Blobby, would you like another drink?
Blobby: Blobby Blobby Blobby

Kelly: Would you like another drink?, would you like another drink?
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Kelly: Kelly: Would you like another drink?: , would you like another drink?
Kelly: Would you like another drink?: : , would you like another drink?

Kelly: George Fox, would you like another drink?
George Fox: Am I Quaker?

Kelly: Tc, would you like another drink?
Tc: Sure

Kelly: Bandit, would you like another drink?
Bandit: Kelly,would you like a drink

Kelly: Daniel, would you like another drink?
Daniel: Am I the fattest guy on the boat?

Kelly: Daniel, would you like another drink?
Daniel: Are the last 10 bottles empty?

Kelly: Mike the Bandit, would you like another drink?
Mike the Bandit: Do I have seeping biols on the tip of my weiner?

Kelly: Luke D Plank, would you like another drink?
Luke D Plank: Am I a gay child rapest who has a cock with a 90 degree bend and an anus that seeps neon green fluid?

Kelly: kial stop {REASON}, would you like another drink?
kial stop {REASON}: is your mum tight

Kelly: crawford, would you like another drink?
crawford: toni

Kelly: toni , would you like another drink?
toni : crawford

Kelly: kelly, would you like another drink?
kelly: coz i'm a bit special

Kelly: matt, would you like another drink?
matt: are black people inferior?

Kelly: leanne, would you like another drink?
leanne: yes

Kelly: Jim, would you like another drink?
Jim: Is it for fee?

Kelly: Fred, would you like another drink?
Fred: Yabba Dabba Doo

Kelly: Steve, would you like another drink?
Steve: Goddamit, how many times do you jave to ask?Everybody here wants another drink!!!

Kelly: L.L, would you like another drink?
L.L: fuck you!

Kelly: Snow, would you like another drink?
Snow: when pigs fly!!!!!

Kelly: nathaniel, would you like another drink?
nathaniel: oink! oink! oink! oink! oink! oink!

Kelly: L&A, would you like another drink?
L&A: L: my ass! A:bring it on!

Kelly: Caz, would you like another drink?
Caz: zzzzzzzzzzzzz! snore!!! w-what did i miss anything?

Kelly: S, would you like another drink?
S: when pigs fly ill have sex! oh a pig flew past and pissed on my face!!!

Kelly: fook ya mum, would you like another drink?
fook ya mum: bring on the drinks

Kelly: bitch, would you like another drink?
bitch: DONT YOU DARE CALL ME NASTY NAMES!!!

Kelly: fuck you, would you like another drink?
fuck you: what time

Kelly: Micheal Jackson, would you like another drink?
Micheal Jackson: It wasn't me

Kelly: Moralz, would you like another drink?
Moralz: Does a duck like water

Kelly: SoulDestroyer, would you like another drink?
SoulDestroyer: BURN BABY BURN

Kelly: ~*Nici*~, would you like another drink?
~*Nici*~: Do guys have dicks?

Kelly: Marc, would you like another drink?
Marc: Kelly would you like to fuck me?

Kelly: Michele, would you like another drink?
Michele: Sure, I'm not too beet to have another drunk!

Kelly: Michele, would you like another drink?
Michele: Sure, I'm not too beer to have another drunk!

Kelly: Nicole, would you like another drink?
Nicole: Oh yeah, sure why not, I swears to drunk I'm not god!

Kelly: , would you like another drink?
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Kelly: Les, would you like another drink?
Les: duh duh duh

Kelly: Mo, would you like another drink?
Mo: No, I'll keep this one.

Kelly: Billy, after we've shagged,, would you like another drink?
Billy, after we've shagged,: Can we just drink?

Kelly: Jack, would you like another drink?
Jack: Kelly! Hi! Hey...you don't still run that crap website, do you?

Kelly: Jack, would you like another drink?
Jack: You do! You sad muppet!

Kelly: Jack, would you like another drink?
Jack: Don't ask.

Kelly: Jack, would you like another drink?
Jack: Kelly! Shut up!

Kelly: Jack , would you like another drink?
Jack : (pulling out a gun) Kelly! I'm warning you!

Kelly: Jack, would you like another drink?
Jack: (says nothing,but three shots ring out BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!)

Kelly: Jack, would you like another drink?
Jack: You're not dead! You're not even bleeding!

Kelly: Jack, would you like another drink?
Jack: Kelly! Are you a..a....a ghost? A vampire?

Kelly: Jack, would you like another drink?
Jack: Yeh! Gimme two double scotches!!!!!!

Kelly: angel, would you like another drink?
angel: no bitch get away from me you lesbo

Kelly: marco, would you like another drink?
marco: no but id like to lay you in my bed

Kelly: alex, would you like another drink?
alex: No you ass hole you might get me some jerms

Kelly: michelle, would you like another drink?
michelle: am i gothic

Kelly: amanda, would you like another drink?
amanda: do i like to draw

Kelly: ???, would you like another drink?
???: fuck off

Kelly: micky, would you like another drink?
micky: ask silly questions, you'll get silly answers!!

Kelly: micky, would you like another drink?
micky: yes, then il shag u rotton kelly

Kelly: Jessica M, would you like another drink?
Jessica M: Is Johnny Depp the sexiest man alive!!!!!!!!

Kelly: freestyle, would you like another drink?
freestyle: Does Micheal Jackson sleep with little boys

Kelly: penguin, would you like another drink?
penguin: did i eat a pointy circle that gave me a silvery eyelash that cleans houses ever month?

Kelly: kelly,, would you like another drink?
kelly,: kelly: kelly, would you like another drink?

Kelly: Holly, would you like another drink?
Holly: HEX YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelly: Holly, would you like another drink?
Holly: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelly: eileen, would you like another drink?
eileen: do dogs have horns...o wait maybe i shouldnt

Kelly: jay, would you like another drink?
jay: Does a hungry lesbian lay face down on rugs?

Kelly: Katie, would you like another drink?
Katie: Would Madonna like to growl Britney?

Kelly: Katie, would you like another drink?
Katie: Does Kay Cottee masturbate?

Kelly: Maisie, would you like another drink?
Maisie: Does mine look like smoked salmon? Does it smell like smoked salmon? Does it taste like chicken?

Kelly: Alex, would you like another drink?
Alex: ?????????????????????????????

Kelly: Jonny, would you like another drink?
Jonny: Whats is your name kelly?

Kelly: why dose kenny die in southpark?, would you like another drink?
why dose kenny die in southpark?: because people say ken-e?

Kelly: josh,, would you like another drink?
josh,: josh

Kelly: josh, would you like another drink?
josh: only if its not beer (hicup) i had to much

Kelly: Josh, would you like another drink?
Josh: no do u even no u arnt real

Kelly: mike, would you like another drink?
mike: do blondes suck cock

Kelly: kent, would you like another drink?
kent: fuck fuck fuck fuck

Kelly: kelly , would you like another drink?
kelly : yes yes indeed

Kelly: i,m kelly, would you like another drink?
i,m kelly: copy catter:(

Kelly: , would you like another drink?
: ass hole

Kelly: , would you like another drink?
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Kelly: Jack, would you like another drink?
Jack: Are dogs gay

Kelly: Brittney, would you like another drink?
Brittney: Ure mom is fat

Kelly: Kelly, would you like another drink?
Kelly: My name is that too,what was your question!?

Kelly: Tom, would you like another drink?
Tom: Can I FUCK you?

Kelly: Steve, would you like another drink?
Steve: I want to suck your pussy and then I'll have a drink

Kelly: leanne, would you like another drink?
leanne: yes plz

Kelly: hony cone, would you like another drink?
hony cone: no why the fuck shud i have 1 wen ur askin' every other fucker fuckn' bith

Kelly: Peter, would you like another drink?
Peter: I'll drink to that!

Kelly: Mark, would you like another drink?
Mark: Bottoms up!

Kelly: Jason, would you like another drink?
Jason: sure, thanx for asking

Kelly: ylleK, would you like another drink?
ylleK: Kelly

Kelly: Jason, would you like another drink?
Jason: Let me guess...the drink cost $50,000 and you will throw in a free website!??! Get real...then get lost

Kelly: Josh, would you like another drink?
Josh: how could you pick up something if your not rreal! hahahaah

Kelly: Billy Bob, would you like another drink?
Billy Bob: wouldnt you like to know

Kelly: Billy Bob, would you like another drink?
Billy Bob: you would !

Kelly: wanna suck my cock?, would you like another drink?
wanna suck my cock?: sorry, i choke on small things

Kelly: , would you like another drink?
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Kelly: Sarah, would you like another drink?
Sarah: Does Bliss look like a skunk?

Kelly: Superman, would you like another drink?
Superman: Does kryptonite kill me?

Kelly: Sarah, would you like another drink?
Sarah: Is Mike the Miz gorgeous?

Kelly: Kelly, would you like another drink?
Kelly: Scusie my eenglish is not very sexy

Kelly: Scrobdy Bob, would you like another drink?
Scrobdy Bob: (very drunk) i no u (hic ) stole my(hic!) wifes .....errrrr (Hic) put another (hic) in there (hic) Baby! (falls off stool) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Kelly: Hillbilly Bob (slim Jims best mate), would you like another drink?
Hillbilly Bob (slim Jims best mate): .............................................. i cant afford it sorry......... wanna come back 2 my trailer?

Kelly: Robber, would you like another drink?
Robber: air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up

Kelly: middle aged person, would you like another drink?
middle aged person: does that mean youll marry me then

Kelly: asshole, would you like another drink?
asshole: hell yeah

Kelly: Mimi, would you like another drink?
Mimi: No, but I'd like another drink please!

Kelly: dislexic teewee, would you like another drink?
dislexic teewee: sey twat ????

Kelly: Naota, would you like another drink?
Naota: DAMN STRAIGHT!

Kelly: Faraz, would you like another drink?
Faraz: Hah!! no GHP for me!!!!! lol

Kelly: Ace Vantura, would you like another drink?
Ace Vantura: Aaaallrighty ttthan

Kelly: Trevor, would you like another drink?
Trevor: am I gay ???

Kelly: T, would you like another drink?
T: Shit happens...

Kelly: Bobby -Joe, would you like another drink?
Bobby -Joe: SSDD so i guess so

Kelly: Bartender, would you like another drink?
Bartender: I get them for free friek

Kelly: emma, would you like another drink?
emma: when pigs fly oh thier goe 1 now so yeah ok

Kelly: Ice Cube, would you like another drink?
Ice Cube: Bitch, you trippin

Kelly: Kelly, would you like another drink?
Kelly: nope, you damn sick moaoroemfghwiu!

Kelly: Rick James, would you like another drink?
Rick James: I'm Rick James, Bitch!

Kelly: Richard Nixon, would you like another drink?
Richard Nixon: W is not a criminal!

Kelly: Mike Oxsobig, would you like another drink?
Mike Oxsobig: no u dumb bitch

Kelly: Randy Smith, would you like another drink?
Randy Smith: hell yeah gimme all the drinks i am an alcholic and love to drink urine

Kelly: Pat MaScrot, would you like another drink?
Pat MaScrot: you kno what kelly i rather would like you to gimme a blow job, U SLUTTY WHORE

Kelly: jen, would you like another drink?
jen: do your farts stink

Kelly: Nic, would you like another drink?
Nic: Does the Pope have a scabby lip from kissing runways?

Kelly: Katelin loves Michael, would you like another drink?
Katelin loves Michael: Hell yea

Kelly: hey fucker, would you like another drink?
hey fucker: can your dick touch your ass?

Kelly: drew, would you like another drink?
drew: does the pope shit in the woods

Kelly: Jacob, would you like another drink?
Jacob: Does Pinnocio have a wooden pecker

Kelly: loco, would you like another drink?
loco: Do gay people fuck alot

Kelly: Geoff, would you like another drink?
Geoff: VILE EVIL TEMPTRESS!!

Kelly: abi, would you like another drink?
abi: does a redneck know its father

Kelly: abi, would you like another drink?
abi: does binladen wear a turben

Kelly: glc, would you like another drink?
glc: ur muthas got a penis!!!

Kelly: laura, would you like another drink?
laura: does a 1 legged duck swim around in circles

Kelly: emily, would you like another drink?
emily: do gays use lipsyl 2 keep the chaps away

Kelly: Brian, would you like another drink?
Brian: Do the Packers suck this year

Kelly: manda, would you like another drink?
manda: does a cowboy only ride 8seconds

Kelly: , would you like another drink?
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Kelly: manda, would you like another drink?
manda: does a cowboy only ride 8seconds

Kelly: Bobbie, would you like another drink?
Bobbie: Is Insane Clown Posse comming to Austin

Kelly: Lisa, would you like another drink?
Lisa: Is 2 eels fucking in a bucket of butter slick?

Kelly: Molly, would you like another drink?
Molly: are you gellin?

Kelly: Amy, would you like another drink?
Amy: Kelly: Are you buying????

Kelly: Amy, would you like another drink?
Amy: Hey Molly, I'm gellin like a fellon

Kelly: Jill, would you like another drink?
Jill: Hey Kelly stop asking everyone if they want a fucken drink already

Kelly: gordy, would you like another drink?
gordy: nah kelly keep asking

Kelly: Brad , would you like another drink?
Brad : If you see my drink at a 1/4 full don't ask just bring another

Kelly: Austin D., would you like another drink?
Austin D.: Does a phoenix rise from its own ashes?

Kelly: ?knird rehtona ekil uoy dluow , would you like another drink?
?knird rehtona ekil uoy dluow : , would you like another drink?

Kelly: , would you like another drink?
: if you asked me on a monday i would say yeeeas. if you asked me on a tuesday i would say yeeeas. if you asked me on a wednesday i would say yeeeas. if you asked me on a thursday i would say yeeeas.......

Kelly: you want a drink, would you like another drink?
you want a drink: fuck no i dnot

Kelly: patrick madsen, would you like another drink?
patrick madsen: im a girl

Kelly: faggot, would you like another drink?
faggot: im not

Kelly: jesse, would you like another drink?
jesse: im a transsexual

Kelly: BOB HEAD, would you like another drink?
BOB HEAD: what does WTF mean, it means weird tity fuzz

Kelly: vecinte, would you like another drink?
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Kelly: , would you like another drink?
: 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Kelly: , would you like another drink?
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Kelly: patrick, would you like another drink?
patrick: I love doing crippled people

Kelly: patrick, would you like another drink?
patrick: im happy not gay, or am i gay? fag

Kelly: patrick, would you like another drink?
patrick: im not patrick call me patty

Kelly: Boot, would you like another drink?
Boot: jesse winstead loves the cock

Kelly: Rick James, would you like another drink?
Rick James: Im rick james bitch

Kelly: Ron white, would you like another drink?
Ron white: yah i do

Kelly: dumbass, would you like another drink?
dumbass: wat u call me!?!

Kelly: kartman, would you like another drink?
kartman: is a gay guy flaming?(after im done with him heheheh)

Kelly: george w bush, would you like another drink?
george w bush: sure, i think im almost drunk enough to beet karry

Kelly: I'm a faggot. So, would you like another drink?
I'm a faggot. So: sure

Kelly: Jim, would you like another drink?
Jim: No thanks, man, I think I'm good for tonight.

Kelly: Jonathan, would you like another drink?
Jonathan: Yes Please so I could fuck your sister tonight

Kelly: would you like another drink?, would you like another drink?
would you like another drink?: Kelly, Kelly

Kelly: Kelly, would you like another drink?
Kelly: Fuck off you schizophrenic slag!

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Kelly: Bloke called Valerie, would you like another drink?
Bloke called Valerie: Is Kelly a silly name for a man?

Kelly: Dave, would you like another drink?
Dave: No u gay boy

Kelly: brad, would you like another drink?
brad: can we go now

Kelly: bbob, would you like another drink?
bbob: no, you suck

Kelly: bbob, would you like another drink?
bbob: fuck you bitch

Kelly: Dave, would you like another drink?
Dave: if i can funk you

Kelly: west side boys, would you like another drink?
west side boys: GIT R DONE

Kelly: smurf, would you like another drink?
smurf: are you straight

Kelly: magen, would you like another drink?
magen: are you gay

Kelly: smurf, would you like another drink?
smurf: can i lick your ass bitch

Kelly: bob, would you like another drink?
bob: im not as think as you drunk i am

Kelly: Mysteri0, would you like another drink?
Mysteri0: Yes you douche squirtbottle

Kelly: andy, would you like another drink?
andy: i piss up a pole

Kelly: Jesse, would you like another drink?
Jesse: if you can insert it in to my rectum

Kelly: Kevin, would you like another drink?
Kevin: yes if its tall dark and hansome with a 9 inch penis

Kelly: m. jackson....., would you like another drink?
m. jackson.....: yes! and then i will blow bubbles the chimp!

Kelly: Suicide Joe, would you like another drink?
Suicide Joe: Should I shoot myself?

Kelly: Joe Murder , would you like another drink?
Joe Murder : Should I shoot everyone?

Kelly: april, would you like another drink?
april: like a man wants a random pussy!

Kelly: Kevin, would you like another drink?
Kevin: aim me at smoothcriminalxq

Kelly: Heather, would you like another drink?
Heather: That dog won't hunt!

Kelly: Virgin, would you like another drink?
Virgin: No

Kelly: John, would you like another drink?
John: Is the square root of pi a complex number?

Kelly: isy, would you like another drink?
isy: does a butterfly fly

Kelly: zackstheking, would you like another drink?
zackstheking: can you run me a hose off the tap

Kelly: vera, would you like another drink?
vera: er.....can i get back to u on that?!

Kelly: stephanie, would you like another drink?
stephanie: Kelly is your brother a ass hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelly: , would you like another drink?
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Kelly: Steven Stromberg, would you like another drink?
Steven Stromberg: ass ass ass ass ass ass ass asssassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Kelly: Big Lar, would you like another drink?
Big Lar: Does Michael like Boy's?

Kelly: Meat, would you like another drink?
Meat: Do You Suck,Dick?

Kelly: tony turnstill, would you like another drink?
tony turnstill: do you suck, dick?

Kelly: Big willy, would you like another drink?
Big willy: yes please, you dirty little slag

Kelly: Amy Kelly, would you like another drink?
Amy Kelly: Im a lessa too, so lets have an orgie

Kelly: Zangel, would you like another drink?
Zangel: Only if it's your sperm in a glass.

Kelly: Zangel, would you like another drink?
Zangel: Your a dirty boy.

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Kelly: Anthony, would you like another drink?
Anthony: is sklar gay

Kelly: Gemma, would you like another drink?
Gemma: u ppl r sad

Kelly: steph, would you like another drink?
steph: get lost u freak

Kelly: Emily, would you like another drink?
Emily: OMG, im a lesbo too, u wanna masturbate w/ me some time

Kelly: Caroline, would you like another drink?
Caroline: no im sick

Kelly: johnny, would you like another drink?
johnny: no id like to drink caroline

Kelly: Natalie and Stuart, would you like another drink?
Natalie and Stuart: Does

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Kelly: Natalie and Stuart, would you like another drink?
Natalie and Stuart: Does Stuart have a SMALL pee pee?

Kelly: Loosey Poosey, would you like another drink?
Loosey Poosey: can i fit five coke cans in my cooch

Kelly: pimp dogg, would you like another drink?
pimp dogg: if i could smoke ot of my cooch

Kelly: Adam, would you like another drink?
Adam: is the hypotinues side of a right angle triangle equal to square root or the two remaing sides

Kelly: Tami, would you like another drink?
Tami: Am I hot??

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Kelly: katelyn, would you like another drink?
katelyn: Yes mama and add a cherry to that too!!

Kelly: JJ, would you like another drink?
JJ: Is a fish wet ?

Kelly: JJ, would you like another drink?
JJ:

Kelly: JJ, would you like another drink?
JJ: Oh Yes please, a cup of tea would be nice - milk 5 sugars, ta very much

Kelly: Dan, would you like another drink?
Dan: No

Kelly: mike d, would you like another drink?
mike d: im gay

Kelly: eddie jacobs, would you like another drink?
eddie jacobs: only if you shit on my chest

Kelly: mike danek, would you like another drink?
mike danek: i am totally gay

Kelly: mike d, would you like another drink?
mike d: im still gay with mike c

Kelly: rebecca, would you like another drink?
rebecca: shut up

Kelly: mickael danek, would you like another drink?
mickael danek: I fuck my mom

Kelly: mickael danek, would you like another drink?
mickael danek: if i cums out of michael c dick

Kelly: jj clar5tf5y7yu8i, would you like another drink?
jj clar5tf5y7yu8i:

Kelly: jj klatoikmkl, would you like another drink?
jj klatoikmkl:

Kelly: jj klate, would you like another drink?
jj klate: go fuck or self

Kelly: michael c, would you like another drink?
michael c: if it cums out of my penis

Kelly: jon clowers, would you like another drink?
jon clowers: efgftybhuy

Kelly: jon clowers, would you like another drink?
jon clowers: shut up

Kelly: irene, would you like another drink?
irene: yes

Kelly: stephanie, would you like another drink?
stephanie: sure

Kelly: jon clowers, would you like another drink?
jon clowers: go fuck my mom an dor mom

Kelly: jon clowers, would you like another drink?
jon clowers: am going to fuck my mom and or mom to

Kelly: jon clowers, would you like another drink?
jon clowers: i love you mom you to dady

Kelly: jon clowers, would you like another drink?
jon clowers: gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Kelly: jessy, would you like another drink?
jessy: I love the cock an d it is so fun to play whith

Kelly: jessy, would you like another drink?
jessy: i love the cock

Kelly: michael clowers, would you like another drink?
michael clowers: me and my bro are gonna get wasted and then go out on a date to pick up chicks and look at hot guys becuase no one knows that were gay and i have kinky butt sex until the end of the night then well take a five minute break then do it all through the day and then go out again and stay out the hole night, ohh i said hole hahaha i like in there all up in there with that kinky butt sex i have all through the night and day then well go out and look at baby porn to get off and laugh and play with our cocks and have fun all over again

Kelly: carly, would you like another drink?
carly: but im sure its your round

Kelly: mike, would you like another drink?
mike: me and my bro are gonna get wasted and then go out on a date to pick up chicks and look at hot guys becuase no one knows that were gay and i have kinky butt sex until the end of the night then well take a five minute break then do it all through the day and then go out again and stay out the hole night, ohh i said hole hahaha i like in there all up in there with that kinky butt sex i have all through the night and day then well go out and look at baby porn to get off and laugh and play with our cocks and have fun all over again damn im so horny i need it in my ass again my some dude i met last night tore me a new one, i like when he does that but he never calls so im gonna sit in a corner and cry like a little girl cuz i like it in my bunghole to much that i dont know whats going on most of the time, i literally have 3 assholes and i get raped in them everyday by dudes i meet and when i pull down my pants there all like WOW look at those 3 assholes im gonna raped them all with my 3 dicks and i was WOW you have 3 dicks i have 3 assholes then we got it on so much that we got married rapeing each other.............ohh shit im to drunk give me another beer

Kelly: jessy, would you like another drink?
jessy: i love the cock

Kelly: BoB, would you like another drink?
BoB: I dOnT kNoW iF yOu WaNt Me To DrInK aNoThEr OnE

Kelly: John, would you like another drink?
John: Suck my balls

Kelly: mom, would you like another drink?
mom: kiss ass

Kelly: herman, would you like another drink?
herman: me and my friend is going on a date and get drunk and flert with girls

Kelly: jessy, would you like another drink?
jessy: I love my mom and the cock

Kelly: herman, would you like another drink?
herman:

Kelly: herman, would you like another drink?
herman: i love men and i fuck them at my mom's house and i fuck my brother and my sisters to

Kelly: chris, would you like another drink?
chris: am cool and i get girls

Kelly: herman, would you like another drink?
herman: am cool

Kelly: herman, would you like another drink?
herman: i love the joke

Kelly: shan lopez, would you like another drink?
shan lopez: Me and my boyfiend is going on a date to seilbert my marreg I marry my boyfriend

Kelly: rachaeled, would you like another drink?
rachaeled: I love herman and he is hot

Kelly: herman, would you like another drink?
herman: I love men

Kelly: Kelly, would you like another drink?
Kelly: Kelly, would you like another drink?

Kelly: RJ, would you like another drink?
RJ: im the spic of course i want a drink, im not drunk yet

Kelly: babe , would you like another drink?
babe : yea baby do that shit to me one more time

Kelly: RJ, would you like another drink?
RJ: me spic

Kelly: coxy, would you like another drink?
coxy: wtf u on bitch

Kelly: justin, would you like another drink?
justin: No but il fuck ure mum

Kelly: Alex, would you like another drink?
Alex: Thats what ure mum said!!!

Kelly: muharajah, would you like another drink?
muharajah: nooooooooooooooo thankyou

Kelly: Adam, would you like another drink?
Adam: Oh yea baby... hit me baby one more time

Kelly: adam, would you like another drink?
adam: ok babe

Kelly: hehe, would you like another drink?
hehe: monseter shlong

Kelly: Richards Dad, would you like another drink?
Richards Dad: Only if ure batty

Kelly: Adam: Would you like another drink?, would you like another drink?
Adam: Would you like another drink?: Kelly: Can i play the drums

Kelly: Kelly, would you like another drink?
Kelly: Can i play the drums

Kelly: Jim, would you like another drink?
Jim: Are my balls touching the floor?

Kelly: Susan, would you like another drink?
Susan: Will you shove your big cock deep into my pussy?

Kelly: ray ray , would you like another drink?
ray ray : will it make me horny

Kelly: , would you like another drink?
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Kelly: , would you like another drink?
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Kelly: Gemma, would you like another drink?
Gemma: I ceratinly would, Kelly, I certainly would!

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Kelly: Jason, would you like another drink?
Jason: sure, im not drunk enough to drive home

Kelly: Hick, would you like another drink?
Hick: no i want to suck cock

Kelly: Allen, would you like another drink?
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Kelly: Allen, would you like another drink?
Allen: Hell yeah,I ain't drunk enough to sleep with a faggit!

Kelly: scott, would you like another drink?
scott: kelly ur a lezbo but i like it i like it a ;lot

Kelly: Clay Aiken, would you like another drink?
Clay Aiken: Ain't I Gay?

Kelly: Mary, would you like another drink?
Mary: Sure

Kelly: Jayme, would you like another drink?
Jayme: Another?

Kelly: Mama, would you like another drink?
Mama: why r u drinking my son * whap* kelly: no mom not the stick!!

Kelly: mary, would you like another drink?
mary: does shit stick 2 rabbit fur

Kelly: Jayme, would you like another drink?
Jayme: mary no it does not DAMN IT I'M NOT THIRSTY!

Kelly: mary, would you like another drink?
mary: ...

Kelly: jayme , would you like another drink?
jayme : mary drink

Kelly: wow, would you like another drink?
wow: no

Kelly: wow?, would you like another drink?
wow?: WOW?????????

Kelly: mary, would you like another drink?
mary: oficer im home can you take me drunk?

Kelly: penis, would you like another drink?
penis: you dont need any more beer ur cing tlkin penises

Kelly: Kyle, would you like another drink?
Kyle: Hell yea....my cock and balls ain't big enough!

Kelly: Charlie, would you like another drink?
Charlie: yes i have,nt busted my nuts yet

Kelly: makezie, would you like another drink?
makezie: cool

Kelly: wayne, would you like another drink?
wayne: does the pope curse at his hookers when they don't bring money back from they'rejobs

Kelly: kelly, would you like another drink?
kelly: does your butt like to lickitself on cold butts

Kelly: bagina, would you like another drink?
bagina: does our name mean vagina

Kelly: butt, would you like another drink?
butt: your butt is so fat

Kelly: you're butt, would you like another drink?
you're butt: is so fat

Kelly: Kyle, would you like another drink?
Kyle: i am a gay son of a bitch and i give blow-jobs to my father!

Kelly: Cyle, would you like another drink?
Cyle: I like eggs

Kelly: Kelly, would you like another drink?
Kelly: I hate eggs u fag

Kelly: makayla, would you like another drink?
makayla: will it make me look sexy

Kelly: butty, would you like another drink?
butty: know I'd take your butt in stead!

Kelly: Megi, would you like another drink?
Megi: Does a cow shit pancakes

Kelly: Megi, would you like another drink?
Megi: If it gets deep fried and covered in chocoleate!

Kelly: Megi, would you like another drink?
Megi: Im on a diet, so make it only a barrel full

Kelly: Eddy, would you like another drink?
Eddy: Is C constant?

Kelly: George, would you like another drink?
George: Did you fuck a horse?

Kelly: rob, would you like another drink?
rob: whats the catch

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Kelly: LOGAN, would you like another drink?
LOGAN: DO YOU WANT A NOTHER BEER

Kelly: Sorry, would you like another drink?
Sorry: this is so lame

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Kelly: kayleigh, would you like another drink?
kayleigh: do dogs pee on brick walls?

Kelly: Mark McCarey, would you like another drink?
Mark McCarey: Do teachers fuck students??

Kelly: Fear, would you like another drink?
Fear: Better make it 2. Might take a while for you to get pretty.

Kelly: zachary norman, would you like another drink?
zachary norman: are you a lousy joke teller

Kelly: zachary norman, would you like another drink?
zachary norman: is your dad the milkman

Kelly: jasmine , would you like another drink?
jasmine : why

Kelly: i hava, would you like another drink?
i hava: big willy

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Kelly: pimp, would you like another drink?
pimp: get back on my corner bitch,i dont pay you for this shit

Kelly: DE@LER, would you like another drink?
DE@LER: what shit are you on bitch,cuzz i dont sell it

Kelly: Ka-Razy, would you like another drink?
Ka-Razy: as much as you want an orgasim!

Kelly: bob, would you like another drink?
bob: what the fack

Kelly: travis, would you like another drink?
travis: are you on drugs

Kelly: travis, would you like another drink?
travis: are you nuts

Kelly: kyle, would you like another drink?
kyle: no u crack head

Kelly: travis, would you like another drink?
travis: you bich

Kelly: bobby, would you like another drink?
bobby: hell yes babe

Kelly: travis, would you like another drink?
travis: and a ass

Kelly: richard, would you like another drink?
richard: ok

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Kelly: colin, would you like another drink?
colin: ok!

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Kelly: Bhunnu, would you like another drink?
Bhunnu: Cock ur hole and lick my dick

Kelly: Norman, would you like another drink?
Norman: No

Kelly: Prachi , would you like another drink?
Prachi : I ALREADY HAVE DIABITIES.!

Kelly: pranitha, would you like another drink?
pranitha: nope better u have one

Kelly: FENNY, would you like another drink?
FENNY: WAT IS HALF OF TWO

Kelly: fenny, would you like another drink?
fenny: wat is half of 2 + 2?

Kelly: BeR, would you like another drink?
BeR: Do you pee sitting down??

Kelly: Yubbycat, would you like another drink?
Yubbycat: What's a drink?

Kelly: Jeya Cole, would you like another drink?
Jeya Cole: Am I foolish? OFcourse I am! See my name? its so darn dumb

Kelly: Alyssa, would you like another drink?
Alyssa: Do you sell cheese here?

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Kelly: YX, would you like another drink?
YX: How do u measure a drink?

Kelly: poo, would you like another drink?
poo: Do pedo's like little kids?

Kelly: Mr. PolitenessMan, would you like another drink?
Mr. PolitenessMan: Yes, please. Thank you!

Kelly: David, would you like another drink?
David: I drive a car...Sure I want another drink!

Kelly: David, would you like another drink?
David: No I don't wanna drink, I want TWO!

Kelly: Ben, would you like another drink?
Ben: Is an elephant pink?

Kelly: Mimi, would you like another drink?
Mimi: why are you asking me if i want another d*** ?

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